What's the Deal With the Metric System?

The Metric System was developed in France during the 1790's.

Have you ever wondered why the United States is the only country that hasn't converted to the Metric System? Have you ever wondered why the Metric System was created in the first place? "The Final Say" reveals the truth about these questions.

Here is a little history you won't read in any schoolbooks:

Leave it up to the French to create such blasphemy that is the Metric System! Sure everyone will tell you “the metric system is so much easier to use” or “the metric system makes things so much more compatible”, but they are just hiding the real story! The truth is, the French men in the late 1790’s were so embarrassed about how small their penises were, that they all gathered in a top-secret meeting and created the METRIC SYSTEM.

Napoleon was the leader of France at the time, and legend has it that he was only a mere 3-½ inches when he stood at attention. With this new system of measurements they created, his little 3-½ inch wiener became a stout 9 centimeters!

It didn’t take long before all of the other small-endowed countries in the world began to follow the French’s lead. All of these countries [*see below] were using the same excuses, “the metric system has so many scientific benefits” or “it will benefit the world to be standardized.”

These were all LIES!!!

Every now and then you could find a “truth teller” who’d say, “we just wanted our 4 inch average to move into double digits.” Those men would mysteriously disappear, never to be heard from again.

Here at SIZEOFAMAN.COM we want the world to know, “WE WILL NO LONGER BE QUIET!”

To this day the world laughs at The United States, saying we’re a dumb and ignorant nation to continue to use our standard U.S. measurements. The truth is, we are the last country in this world that are still “keeping it real.”

Only a real man can stand up and say, “I am a man and I have a 4 inch penis!”

When we at SIZEOFAMAN.COM invented and manufactured The FINAL SAY brand of phallumeasure, we thought about only including inches on the tube, but then we were hit with a sad reality and forced to release the following statement:

“ALTHOUGH WE DON’T CONDONE USING THE METRIC SIDE OF OUR TUBE WHEN MEASURING YOUR PENIS LENGTH, WE WANT TO MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS POSSIBLE, THEREFORE WE HAVE INCLUDED CENTIMETERS IN ORDER TO SELL TO THOSE WHO HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM”

* Africa didn’t adapt the metric system for the same reason. They are just greedy and thought it would be funny to have penis sizes in the 20’s.