Cheaters Never Prosper: How NOT To Do It!
Welcome to the Hall of Shame: Cheaters Never Prosper. Here you'll see all the pathetic ways guys have been trying to "beef up" their meat - but they're not fooling anybody!
Know any other methods we missed? E-mail them to cheaters@sizeofaman.com and we’ll pay you $50 for each method we add to this list!
1. "Around the Horn"
Whoever thought they could get away with measuring the entire profile of their penis was either insanely small, or insanely bold because this method usually more than doubles your T.P.S.
2. "There and Back"
Similar to the “Around the Horn”, this method is a little less bold, however it still falls in the category of RED LEVEL CHEATER!!
3. "The Candycane"
This method is actually kind of fun to try, just be careful not to pull your measuring device too tight and cut off the blood circulation. While a small penis can be embarrassing, a dead penis is a complete deal killer!
4. "From Hole to Pole " (Taint Included)
Being one of the most popular methods just goes to show that men will do anything to beef up their measurement -- even if it means looking at their bare ass in the mirror.
5. "Balls and All " (Nuts and Above)
This method is kind of self explanatory, but is fun to say.
